“Binge on life. Purge negativity. Starve guilty feelings. Restrict unhappy thoughts. Count blessings, not calories. The only weight you ever need to lose is the weight of the world on your shoulders.” ~ Anonymous
“I have two doctors, my left leg and my right.” ~ G.M. Trevelyan
“I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.” ~ Susan Sontag
“Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.” ~ Paula Poundstone
“If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all.” ~ Joey Adams
“An hour of basketball feels like 15 minutes. An hour on a treadmill feels like a weekend in traffic school.” ~ David Walters
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” ~ Mark Twain
“The reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable man adapts the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.” ~ George Bernard Shaw (via Rufus Muturi 9/6/11)
“If you even dream of beating me you’d better wake up and apologize.” ~ Muhammad Ali
“If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.” ~ Muhammad Ali
“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.” ~ Reba McEntire
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