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Humor Quotes

    “Sure: Life is tough. But it gets a lot easier when you are laughing at it. So. Despite the suffering. In fact: To spite the suffering; to spite the hardships; to spite the challenges—laugh at them all. They can’t stand it when you do. And they all get easier. Yes: Laugh at them all. Laughter wins.”

    Jocko Willink, Discipline Equals Freedom (Page 89)

      “To the most trivial actions, attach the devotion and mindfulness of a hundred monks. To matters of life and death, attach a sense of humor.”

      Zhuangzi

        “What keeps our faith cheerful is the extreme persistence of gentleness and humor. Gentleness is everywhere in daily life, a sign that faith rules through ordinary things: through cooking and small talk, through storytelling, making love, fishing, tending animals and sweet corn and flowers, through sports, music, and books, raising kids—all the places where the gravy soaks in and grace shines through. Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. Lacking any other purpose in life, it would be good enough to live for their sake.”

        Garrison Keillor, via Sunbeams (Page 107)

          “I love her and she loves me and together we hate each other with a wild hatred born of love.”

          Edvard Munch, via Sunbeams (Page 103)

            “God created man, and finding him not sufficiently alone, gave him a female companion so that he might feel his solitude more acutely.”

            Paul Valéry, via Sunbeams (Page 99)

              “Ever wonder what God thinks of money? Just look at the people he gives it to.”

              Anne Lamott, Bird by Bird, via The Daily Stoic (Page 60)

                “Whether we’re twenty-five or eighty-five, we can choose to live in the things that warm us—in love, humor, compassion, empathy, a supportive arm—not because they make life easy, but because they do the most for us when life is hard.” ~ John Leland, Happiness is a Choice You Make (Page 194)

                  “He had decided to live forever, or die in the attempt.” ~ Joseph Heller

                    “Whenever you leave behind failure that means you’re doing better. If you think everything you’ve done has been great, you’re probably dumb.” ~ Louis CK

                      “A man without mirth is like a wagon without springs… he is jolted disagreeably by every pebble in the road.” ~ Henry Ward Beecher