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Funny Quotes

    “If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all.” ~ Joey Adams

      “Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone.” ~ John C. Maxwell

        “Wouldn’t it be nice if our lives were like VCRS (video recorders), and we could ‘fast forward’ through the crummy times?” ~ Charles Schulz